Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
the liver wants what the liver wants
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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