Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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