the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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