can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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