I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do vagina's smell?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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