It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
