Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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