I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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