We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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