dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I need to align my fucking chakras
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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