it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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