BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just high enough for therapy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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