You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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