You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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