Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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