there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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