People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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