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I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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