people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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