nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
