found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
