I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
NoShamevember. You game?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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