DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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