I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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