Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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