worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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