Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize