She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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