So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
