How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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