As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i've created a new STD.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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