quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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