Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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