I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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