It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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