He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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