we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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