First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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