LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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