I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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