just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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