yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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