she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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