Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
