I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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