i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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