Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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