She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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