i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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