All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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