nut hugger
I cockslap morals
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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